OPEN POST: Nero - Devil May Cry 5

[birdflipping]

you know what to do fellas

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TFLN - 23/10/20

[birdflipping]

1. You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back.

2. The fact that I fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night

3. I've seen enough of your face for today. Go away.

4. I love you. I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast, okay? (a misfire to anyone except Kyrie rip)

5. Text him!

@ godfearing

[birdflipping]

That's sweet, but I've seen worse than a few creepy zombies.

[godfearing]

They're not zombies. They're Shibito.

No matter what they wouldn't have been able to die as they were, nor were they able to die as humans. But at least, I feel that thanks to you, they are at peace.

That is why I want to do what I can for the person that helped save them.

[birdflipping]

Thanks, I guess? Did you have something in mind?

[godfearing]

Thoughts and prayers?

[birdflipping]

That's all you wanted to say?

[godfearing]

Of course not.

It seems you don't think much of them. But I will always pray for you, Nero, and wish you well. I'll happily share your name with others so that they will also know of your good.

In that, I believe you will find a reward.

[birdflipping]

You seem like a nice guy and all, but me and religion don't mix, and today's been a shitty day. Nothing personal.

Glad I could help save them, anyway. If you need me again, just call.

[godfearing]

Don't mix?

Don't worry. I wouldn't take it personally. You are, after all, my savior in this situation.

Forgive me for saying, but I hope I do not need to call upon you to assist in something like this again. For if I do, it means that yet another evil force has come that you must put down. I cannot help but think that is a massive burden on the soul.

[birdflipping]

Like oil and water. Grew up in a religion where the leaders turned out to be a bunch of crazies.

Thanks for worrying about me, but I'm a devil hunter. Sometimes that means putting demons down who used to be people. It's not pretty, but someone has to take that kind of burden on. This isn't so different.

TFLN - 30/10/2020

[birdflipping]

1. He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.

2. Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack

3. Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.

4. He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a drink in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.

5. Text him!

@ oldrebellion

[birdflipping]

[Continued from here!]

Yeah well I think you make a hobby outta being a stubborn bastard

[oldrebellion]

more of a natural talent than a hobby, i'd say
one of my better ones i think

[birdflipping]

Sometimes it pays off...

[other times, like now, it's just obnoxious af]

[oldrebellion]

( untwist your panties, kiddo. it's really not that bad. )

only sometimes?
i deserve more credit than that don'tcha think?

[birdflipping]

Yeah, alright, so a lot of the time. It's gotten you this far, right?

[oldrebellion]

exactly
that kinda thing runs in the family
which would explain why you're a stubborn little shit, yourself

[birdflipping]

Gee, thanks. Let me guess, 'reminds me of your father blah blah'?

V was pretty damn stubborn, come to think of it.

[oldrebellion]

wouldn't go that far
just saying you fit in pretty damn well

kinda was, wasn't he?
at least some things stay consistent

[birdflipping]

It's not all from you guys though. Credo could be pretty pigheaded when he wanted to be too

[oldrebellion]

doesn't surprise me somehow
i might not have used the word pigheaded but that's not the point

[birdflipping]

Heh. Point is I learned from the best

[but potentially depressing topic aside...]

And so you're still not gonna persuade me that walking around with no pants on is all fine and dandy, got it

[oldrebellion]

pretty sure there's also the point of that being how kyrie can put up with your bullshit
she's used to it

god, okay, fine
if you're that traumatized by my ass hanging out, i'll wear pants
i don't want to have to explain to anyone how you ended up broken

[birdflipping]

Yeah Kyrie basically has the patience of a saint. I'm lucky

And thanks, took you long enough to come around :)

Two punchy punks meet, hilarity ensues.

[windfire_donuts]

[It's another beautiful day in the world--or at least it would be if not for the demon invasion. Granted, this isn't exactly unusual at this point, but it's got to be at least a little bit annoying. On the upside, these ones are... oddly weak, even if they've got numbers on their side.

Oh, and there appear to be tears in reality as Nero's world has collided and merged with several others, creating a chimeric patchwork landscape.

That's probably a tad more alarming.

And yet amongst all this chaos, there is someone else fighting alone; a teenager from the looks of it, armed with a spear and charging into the mass of demons with glee.]