OPEN POST: Nero - Devil May Cry 5

[birdflipping]

you know what to do fellas

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[birdflipping]

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gold star

[oldrebellion]

proudest day of my life

( are you assholes just going to keep going back and forth with this? you are, aren't you?

christ. )

[birdflipping]

[apparently, yes]

Deja vu, weird
Anyway now you understand the ground rules I'll let you go

[since vergil probably wants his phone back by now...]

[oldrebellion]

( pure idiocy, the both of them have it in spades. must be hereditary.

but shit. right. maybe he should think about giving his phone back. )

got better things to do than be harassed by me?

( how in the everloving hell is that even a question. )

[birdflipping]

I can think of a thing or two. What, you lonely or somethin?

[oldrebellion]

wouldn't go that far
like i said
you're fun to fuck around with
it's like poking a badger

[birdflipping]

Think I should dye my hair? Black stripes?

[little does he realise he already has the honey badger look down]

[oldrebellion]

( and the mentality. we all know honey badger don't give a fuuuuuuck. )

okay but what if you ended up looking more like a skunk
i'd never let you live it down

[birdflipping]

Don't skunks raid peoples' trash cans and get their stink everywhere
It'd be perfect for you