OPEN POST: Nero - Devil May Cry 5

[birdflipping]

you know what to do fellas

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[birdflipping]

He would say words like hypothetical or visceral so you got pretty damn close. been practicing?

[oldrebellion]

i have a pretty extensive vocabulary

the bulk of which tends to be
fuck
and
you
kid

( enjoy that being spaced out across five separate texts. )

[birdflipping]

so you mostly know four words? got it.

[you're just lucky he's way less likely to block vergil, who hasn't actually done anything wrong (for once)

so instead, across four separate texts:]

🖕
🖕
🖕
🖕
that's one from each of my arms btw

[oldrebellion]

( for once.

you haven't known him as long as this one has, which goes without saying, but for once doesn't hold a whole lot of weight.

jk vergil love you bro. )

you continue to do this family proud
brings a tear to my eye

[birdflipping]

Aww, now who's the one getting all mushy

[oldrebellion]

hey it ain't my fault flipping that many birds is an achievement

[birdflipping]

do I get a medal?

[oldrebellion]

even better
gold star

[birdflipping]

proudest day of my life

[oldrebellion]

damn well better be i don't just give those away

[birdflipping]

you'll have to be a lil more generous than that if you want me to unblock you though

[oldrebellion]

you're still on that huh
what if i promise to never mention the likes of assless chaps ever again

[birdflipping]

And there you go, bringing it up again

[oldrebellion]

oh for fuck's sake
as a hypothetical
there's another word i know
h y p o t h e t i c a l
let it go

[birdflipping]

I'm just fucking with you, now who's the one getting mad

[and hey, he's going to unblock dante right now]

[oldrebellion]

kinda hard to tell when you're being serious and when you're not
you've got that whole deadpan bullshit thing going for you
like someone else i know

( hey you unblocked him though no takebacks. )

[birdflipping]

Yeah well he taught me everything I know

that's sarcasm too by the way

[oldrebellion]

bite me kid i can read sarcasm
gimme a little more credit than that

[birdflipping]

🌟

gold star

[oldrebellion]

proudest day of my life

( are you assholes just going to keep going back and forth with this? you are, aren't you?

christ. )

[birdflipping]

[apparently, yes]

Deja vu, weird
Anyway now you understand the ground rules I'll let you go

[since vergil probably wants his phone back by now...]

[oldrebellion]

( pure idiocy, the both of them have it in spades. must be hereditary.

but shit. right. maybe he should think about giving his phone back. )

got better things to do than be harassed by me?

( how in the everloving hell is that even a question. )

[birdflipping]

I can think of a thing or two. What, you lonely or somethin?

[oldrebellion]

wouldn't go that far
like i said
you're fun to fuck around with
it's like poking a badger

[birdflipping]

Think I should dye my hair? Black stripes?

[little does he realise he already has the honey badger look down]