OPEN POST: Nero - Devil May Cry 5

[birdflipping]

you know what to do fellas

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[birdflipping]

Yeah Kyrie basically has the patience of a saint. I'm lucky

And thanks, took you long enough to come around :)

[oldrebellion]

lucky is one way of putting it
and don't you start getting all cutesy with me, brat
if you think me wandering around in my skivvies is bad
ever heard of assless chaps?

( do you think he's kidding son.)

[birdflipping]

[he's ALWAYS cutesy where kyrie is concerned, it's just how it is]

No... and I don't want to know. Why are we even still talking about this???

[oldrebellion]

( honestly, that's fair as shit. she's too damned good for all of them. )

i'm just saying
mess with the bull, you get the horns
or i guess in this case, asscheeks
and we're still talking about it because fucking with you is my favorite pastime

[birdflipping]

aaaand blocked

[oldrebellion]

( and guess who's snatching up his brother's phone without so much as a 'thanks i'll bring it right back', because that's not his style. never ask for permission. only forgiveness.

and even that's a stretch with this one. )

you are the only person i have ever known to have such a visceral reaction to asscheeks
hypothetical or literal
right now they're hypothetical, calm down

[birdflipping]

hi dad sounding kinda different today

[he knows exactly who it is, he's just being dense on purpose]

[oldrebellion]

( and you wonder why he likes messing with you so damned much.

or maybe you don't. whatever. )

the day vergil says something like asscheeks i'll eat my damn boots

[birdflipping]

He would say words like hypothetical or visceral so you got pretty damn close. been practicing?

[oldrebellion]

i have a pretty extensive vocabulary

the bulk of which tends to be
fuck
and
you
kid

( enjoy that being spaced out across five separate texts. )

[birdflipping]

so you mostly know four words? got it.

[you're just lucky he's way less likely to block vergil, who hasn't actually done anything wrong (for once)

so instead, across four separate texts:]

🖕
🖕
🖕
🖕
that's one from each of my arms btw

[oldrebellion]

( for once.

you haven't known him as long as this one has, which goes without saying, but for once doesn't hold a whole lot of weight.

jk vergil love you bro. )

you continue to do this family proud
brings a tear to my eye

[birdflipping]

Aww, now who's the one getting all mushy

[oldrebellion]

hey it ain't my fault flipping that many birds is an achievement

[birdflipping]

do I get a medal?

[oldrebellion]

even better
gold star

[birdflipping]

proudest day of my life

[oldrebellion]

damn well better be i don't just give those away

[birdflipping]

you'll have to be a lil more generous than that if you want me to unblock you though

[oldrebellion]

you're still on that huh
what if i promise to never mention the likes of assless chaps ever again

[birdflipping]

And there you go, bringing it up again

[oldrebellion]

oh for fuck's sake
as a hypothetical
there's another word i know
h y p o t h e t i c a l
let it go

[birdflipping]

I'm just fucking with you, now who's the one getting mad

[and hey, he's going to unblock dante right now]

[oldrebellion]

kinda hard to tell when you're being serious and when you're not
you've got that whole deadpan bullshit thing going for you
like someone else i know

( hey you unblocked him though no takebacks. )

[birdflipping]

Yeah well he taught me everything I know

that's sarcasm too by the way