OPEN POST: Nero - Devil May Cry 5

[birdflipping]

you know what to do fellas

Comments

[birdflipping]

I can think of a thing or two. What, you lonely or somethin?

[oldrebellion]

wouldn't go that far
like i said
you're fun to fuck around with
it's like poking a badger

[birdflipping]

Think I should dye my hair? Black stripes?

[little does he realise he already has the honey badger look down]

[oldrebellion]

( and the mentality. we all know honey badger don't give a fuuuuuuck. )

okay but what if you ended up looking more like a skunk
i'd never let you live it down

[birdflipping]

Don't skunks raid peoples' trash cans and get their stink everywhere
It'd be perfect for you