OPEN POST: Nero - Devil May Cry 5

[birdflipping]

you know what to do fellas

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TFLN - 23/10/20

[birdflipping]

1. You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back.

2. The fact that I fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night

3. I've seen enough of your face for today. Go away.

4. I love you. I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast, okay? (a misfire to anyone except Kyrie rip)

5. Text him!

@ godfearing

[birdflipping]

That's sweet, but I've seen worse than a few creepy zombies.

[godfearing]

They're not zombies. They're Shibito.

No matter what they wouldn't have been able to die as they were, nor were they able to die as humans. But at least, I feel that thanks to you, they are at peace.

That is why I want to do what I can for the person that helped save them.

[birdflipping]

Thanks, I guess? Did you have something in mind?

[godfearing]

Thoughts and prayers?

[birdflipping]

That's all you wanted to say?

[godfearing]

Of course not.

It seems you don't think much of them. But I will always pray for you, Nero, and wish you well. I'll happily share your name with others so that they will also know of your good.

In that, I believe you will find a reward.

[birdflipping]

You seem like a nice guy and all, but me and religion don't mix, and today's been a shitty day. Nothing personal.

Glad I could help save them, anyway. If you need me again, just call.

[godfearing]

Don't mix?

Don't worry. I wouldn't take it personally. You are, after all, my savior in this situation.

Forgive me for saying, but I hope I do not need to call upon you to assist in something like this again. For if I do, it means that yet another evil force has come that you must put down. I cannot help but think that is a massive burden on the soul.

[birdflipping]

Like oil and water. Grew up in a religion where the leaders turned out to be a bunch of crazies.

Thanks for worrying about me, but I'm a devil hunter. Sometimes that means putting demons down who used to be people. It's not pretty, but someone has to take that kind of burden on. This isn't so different.