OPEN POST: Nero - Devil May Cry 5

[birdflipping]

you know what to do fellas

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[birdflipping]

aaaand blocked

[oldrebellion]

( and guess who's snatching up his brother's phone without so much as a 'thanks i'll bring it right back', because that's not his style. never ask for permission. only forgiveness.

and even that's a stretch with this one. )

you are the only person i have ever known to have such a visceral reaction to asscheeks
hypothetical or literal
right now they're hypothetical, calm down

[birdflipping]

hi dad sounding kinda different today

[he knows exactly who it is, he's just being dense on purpose]

[oldrebellion]

( and you wonder why he likes messing with you so damned much.

or maybe you don't. whatever. )

the day vergil says something like asscheeks i'll eat my damn boots

[birdflipping]

He would say words like hypothetical or visceral so you got pretty damn close. been practicing?

[oldrebellion]

i have a pretty extensive vocabulary

the bulk of which tends to be
fuck
and
you
kid

( enjoy that being spaced out across five separate texts. )

[birdflipping]

so you mostly know four words? got it.

[you're just lucky he's way less likely to block vergil, who hasn't actually done anything wrong (for once)

so instead, across four separate texts:]

🖕
🖕
🖕
🖕
that's one from each of my arms btw

[oldrebellion]

( for once.

you haven't known him as long as this one has, which goes without saying, but for once doesn't hold a whole lot of weight.

jk vergil love you bro. )

you continue to do this family proud
brings a tear to my eye

[birdflipping]

Aww, now who's the one getting all mushy

[oldrebellion]

hey it ain't my fault flipping that many birds is an achievement

[birdflipping]

do I get a medal?

[oldrebellion]

even better
gold star

[birdflipping]

proudest day of my life

[oldrebellion]

damn well better be i don't just give those away

[birdflipping]

you'll have to be a lil more generous than that if you want me to unblock you though

[oldrebellion]

you're still on that huh
what if i promise to never mention the likes of assless chaps ever again

[birdflipping]

And there you go, bringing it up again

[oldrebellion]

oh for fuck's sake
as a hypothetical
there's another word i know
h y p o t h e t i c a l
let it go

[birdflipping]

I'm just fucking with you, now who's the one getting mad

[and hey, he's going to unblock dante right now]

[oldrebellion]

kinda hard to tell when you're being serious and when you're not
you've got that whole deadpan bullshit thing going for you
like someone else i know

( hey you unblocked him though no takebacks. )

[birdflipping]

Yeah well he taught me everything I know

that's sarcasm too by the way

[oldrebellion]

bite me kid i can read sarcasm
gimme a little more credit than that

[birdflipping]

🌟

gold star

[oldrebellion]

proudest day of my life

( are you assholes just going to keep going back and forth with this? you are, aren't you?

christ. )

[birdflipping]

[apparently, yes]

Deja vu, weird
Anyway now you understand the ground rules I'll let you go

[since vergil probably wants his phone back by now...]