OPEN POST: Asgore Dreemurr - Undertale

[kyffhauser]

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[kyffhauser]

[Please take the throne. He doesn't want it.]

Oh! Howdy. How can I help you?

[unholydiver]

What do you have to eat around here?

[The heat coming off of him wilts the flowers around his feet.]

[kyffhauser]

I was going to have lunch, if you would like to join me for some tea and snail pie.

[unholydiver]

Snail pie? What's in that? Chocolate and banana? Carmel and apple? Cinnamon and butterscotch?

[kyffhauser]

Why, snails, of course! Calling it anything else would be awfully misleading.

[Words of wisdom from a monster who is lame at naming anything ever.]

[unholydiver]

So you were serious...

Ah, why not? I'll try anything once. If I don't care for it, I'll simply eat your chef instead.

[nods, feeling good about himself]

[kyffhauser]

Ha ha! Then you will have to eat me. I do all of my cooking myself.

[He doesn't seem to realise that wasn't a joke.]

Follow me, then. Golly, it's been a while since I had a house guest!

[unholydiver]

Oh, is that so! It's good to have a hobby.

[Looks like he would taste good, too. :|a Okay, Krakatau gets up and follows along.]

[kyffhauser]

I enjoy gardening, too. Do you have any hobbies?

[He leads him out of the throne room, privately relieved to get him away from the flowers. That heat wasn't doing them any good at all.]

[unholydiver]

No time for hobbies, I'm afraid. I adhere to a strict lifestyle of loud music, partying, and teaching new worlds the true meanings of fear and awe.

[kyffhauser]

Golly! That sounds exciting. But why would you want to teach other worlds about fear?

[young man that does not seem like a very pleasant topic for education--

Also they're at the elevator now. Fortunately there's space enough inside for both of them.]

[unholydiver]

Because it's a major component of respect, naturally.

[What a nice, roomy elevator, to fit the both of them. It's not often Krakatau meets someone his own size.]

You're quite large, aren't you?

[kyffhauser]

[Asgore presses a button, and the elevator starts to move.]

So I have been told! Many times, in fact. [He peers at Krakatau. He's definitely a monster, but not one Asgore has seen in the underground before.] Is this the first time we've met, Mr...?

[unholydiver]

[Intriguing! This warrants further hitting-on.]

I like your horns as well.

[Oh right, there was a question in there.]

Krakatau — Dio Krakatau. And yes, yes it is. It's my first time in this Netherworld.

[kyffhauser]

Yours are very fine, too.

[The fact he's trying to hit on him goes totally over his head. Whoosh.]

I am King Asgore Dreemurr. This is not the Netherworld, but the Underground.

[Ding! They've arrived. Asgore steps out.] How did you get here, if you are not from the Underground?

[unholydiver]

Inter-dimensional travel, as you do.

[Like it's the most natural thing in the world.]

I'm a king of sorts myself. Well. More of an Overlord.

[kyffhauser]

Hmm... I'm not sure I understand. Are you saying you rule over monsters, but in another realm? How did you cross the barrier?

[??? Well, whoever he is, he seems friendly, which is good enough for him. Asgore starts to lead him down the long passageway, and up the steps that lead up into his house.]

[unholydiver]

I don't recall crossing one at all!

[Hell if he knows how inter-dimensional travel works.]

[kyffhauser]

[Asgore stops in his tracks and looks at Krakatau, his expression becoming more grave.]

Do you... [He hesitates, almost as if afraid to ask.] Do you suppose monsters here could cross back to where you came from, in the same way you came here?

[unholydiver]

I don't see why not.

[Shrugs! This topic is boring.]

[kyffhauser]

[THIS IS 1000000% NOT A BORING TOPIC]

G-golly! Could you show me how it works?

[unholydiver]

[this is the most boring topic possible]

I'm a musician, not a scientist. Weren't you supposed to be making me tea?

[kyffhauser]

I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to pester a guest with so many questions.

[He turns and leads Krakatau up the steps from the passage and into his house. There's the same smell of golden flowers from the vases around the house, just like in the garden.]

But... You see... If you could tell me what you know, it could greatly help my kingdom.

[unholydiver]

I'm the talent. My manager deals with the transportation. Besides, once I've conquered it, it'll be my kingdom. Problem solved.