candybox | OPEN POST: Asgore Dreemurr

[Waltzes in and sits on his throne like a total dick.]

[Please take the throne. He doesn't want it.]

Oh! Howdy. How can I help you?

What do you have to eat around here?

[The heat coming off of him wilts the flowers around his feet.]

I was going to have lunch, if you would like to join me for some tea and snail pie.

Snail pie? What's in that? Chocolate and banana? Carmel and apple? Cinnamon and butterscotch?

Why, snails, of course! Calling it anything else would be awfully misleading.

[Words of wisdom from a monster who is lame at naming anything ever.]

So you were serious...

Ah, why not? I'll try anything once. If I don't care for it, I'll simply eat your chef instead.

[nods, feeling good about himself]

Ha ha! Then you will have to eat me. I do all of my cooking myself.

[He doesn't seem to realise that wasn't a joke.]

Follow me, then. Golly, it's been a while since I had a house guest!

Oh, is that so! It's good to have a hobby.

[Looks like he would taste good, too. :|a Okay, Krakatau gets up and follows along.]

I enjoy gardening, too. Do you have any hobbies?

[He leads him out of the throne room, privately relieved to get him away from the flowers. That heat wasn't doing them any good at all.]

_{[Asgore might notice a strange new flower in his garden today. It's not often you see a buttercup with six petals. ...or eyes. Or a mouth.]}

...Howdy.

_{[The flower seems innocent enough. Of course, this particular flower has gotten very, very good at faking it. Flowey himself isn't certain why he's chosen to pop up in Asgore's garden. It's the place where he died, after all. Maybe it's nostalgia. After all, he hasn't come in here that often. Not since the first time. Will Asgore remember him? He doubts it. That new kid...they have more determination. Enough to overwrite Flowey's save files. So this is something of a test. He wants to gauge just how much determination the kid has.]}

Edited 2016-01-25 00:02 (UTC)

[Asgore is startled. That definitely isn't an echo flower, but he's not sure if it's a monster, either. It looks just like the other flowers in the garden... except with a face.]

Oh! Howdy, little flower.

[He stops tending to the rest of his garden and moves over, crouching down to get a better look at Flowey.]

_{[...Noooope. Doesn't remember him at all. What a sucker. This Frisk kid was more determined than he thought. He relaxes, gently spreading his petals to catch the sun coming in from above.]}

Nice day. Could be an interesting one. ...Especially if what the word around town is true, huh.

Yes... It's a good day for a long walk. But what word around town is that?

[He's being willfully dense. He knows about the human, but there's still that cowardly part of him that refuses to think about them. As if the more he ignores the problem, the sooner they will go away. Or Undyne will deal with them. Then he won't have to... Well. Flowey knows all about it already.]

_{"For a walk". Really, Dad? Really? Flowey maintains his overly sunny smile.]}

They say there's a new human in the Underground. One with a red Soul. Just like....someone else. Right?

No time for hobbies, I'm afraid. I adhere to a strict lifestyle of loud music, partying, and teaching new worlds the true meanings of fear and awe.

Someone else...

[Asgore's smile soon fades. He feels weary, resigned. This isn't a conversation he wants to have, least of all with a talking flower.]

The human will meet the same end as the others. That is how it must be.

Golly! That sounds exciting. But why would you want to teach other worlds about fear?

[young man that does not seem like a very pleasant topic for education--

Also they're at the elevator now. Fortunately there's space enough inside for both of them.]

Because it's a major component of respect, naturally.

[What a nice, roomy elevator, to fit the both of them. It's not often Krakatau meets someone his own size.]

You're quite large, aren't you?

Really? You sure? I mean...you already have six. How easy would it be to take what you have and pick up number seven at a graveyard, before it moves on?

_{[There's something absolutely delicious about making Asgore feel bad. He's an idiot to begin with, after all. He could have ended this a long time ago if he really wanted to. But he didn't. That, and he had no idea how strong a red soul could be. Flowey had seen it. Flowey should have let the fury of that soul lash out when it had the chance. Kill or be killed.]}

[Asgore looks away, not quite able to look the flower in the eye. He'd had this argument with Toriel what felt like a lifetime ago. Did this flower see straight through him, as she did?]

We already have a human in our midst. [The line seems rehearsed, forced. For when he has to speak as king, rather than as himself.] It would be wasteful to ignore the opportunity right beneath our noses.

[Asgore presses a button, and the elevator starts to move.]

So I have been told! Many times, in fact. [He peers at Krakatau. He's definitely a monster, but not one Asgore has seen in the underground before.] Is this the first time we've met, Mr...?

So you say. Come on, Your Majesty. It's kind of obvious.

_{[His face twists, deforms. Splits into a wide, demonic smile.]}

You just can't wait for the opportunity to spill more blood, can you.

[Intriguing! This warrants further hitting-on.]

I like your horns as well.

[Oh right, there was a question in there.]

Krakatau — Dio Krakatau. And yes, yes it is. It's my first time in this Netherworld.

--No!

[That kingly facade didn't last very long. He takes a moment to gather himself, and lowers his voice.]

... No. Perhaps at first I wanted to fight humans. I acted rashly, out of grief and rage. But now, I... I... [He shakes his head.] I do this because I must... My people are depending on me.

Yours are very fine, too.

[The fact he's trying to hit on him goes totally over his head. Whoosh.]

I am King Asgore Dreemurr. This is not the Netherworld, but the Underground.

[Ding! They've arrived. Asgore steps out.] How did you get here, if you are not from the Underground?

Inter-dimensional travel, as you do.

[Like it's the most natural thing in the world.]

I'm a king of sorts myself. Well. More of an Overlord.

Hmm... I'm not sure I understand. Are you saying you rule over monsters, but in another realm? How did you cross the barrier?

[??? Well, whoever he is, he seems friendly, which is good enough for him. Asgore starts to lead him down the long passageway, and up the steps that lead up into his house.]

I don't recall crossing one at all!

[Hell if he knows how inter-dimensional travel works.]

[Asgore stops in his tracks and looks at Krakatau, his expression becoming more grave.]

Do you... [He hesitates, almost as if afraid to ask.] Do you suppose monsters here could cross back to where you came from, in the same way you came here?

I don't see why not.

[Shrugs! This topic is boring.]

[THIS IS 1000000% NOT A BORING TOPIC]

G-golly! Could you show me how it works?

[this is the most boring topic possible]

I'm a musician, not a scientist. Weren't you supposed to be making me tea?

I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to pester a guest with so many questions.

[He turns and leads Krakatau up the steps from the passage and into his house. There's the same smell of golden flowers from the vases around the house, just like in the garden.]

But... You see... If you could tell me what you know, it could greatly help my kingdom.

I'm the talent. My manager deals with the transportation. Besides, once I've conquered it, it'll be my kingdom. Problem solved.

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