OPEN POST: Vergil - Devil May Cry

[darkslayer]

Permanently open post for all your Vergil needs! Leave a prompt/opener/image/ooc comment with your ideas, or comment with your character and I'll post an opener instead.

Comes in DMC3, 1 or 5 flavours! Let me know if you have a preference with regards to canon point.

Comments

[weaselshot]

[ these texts come one after the other in rapid succession ]

do you even get out of your house

what do you do if you're not looking at your phone

you're not laid so you must be masturbating

or looking at pictures of cats on the internet

[darkslayer]

You're repulsive.

[weaselshot]

that means i'm right, aren't i?

[darkslayer]

I'm not interested in humoring you.

Did you actually want anything, or should I change my number again to avoid having my time wasted?