knightess: (zuko: stand tall)
Candace ([personal profile] knightess) wrote in [community profile] candybox2013-12-14 02:58 am

Harry Potter AU meme: redux


The Wizarding Meme


Now we've all seen this before, a Hogwarts AU meme!

RULES:
- Post with your character, the fandom, their house and if you want to, their year (or what their house was when they were a student, etc etc.)
- Character can be a Hogwarts Student, a visiting student for the Triwizard Tournament, or an adult of any sort!
- Roll between 1-14 at RNG, or don't!
- Reply to others.
- Profit.

1 ⚝ CLASS: You may pick the class, but really the class picks you. Passing notes? Eying up the teacher? In class whispering? Spells going wrong? Any thing goes!

2 ⚝ LIBRARY: SSSSHHHH! It's study time, but some just don't see it that way.

3 ⚝ HOGSMEADE: With all that hard work, it's time for a well deserved break. Go for a walk, drop by the Three Broomsticks, get some shopping done, or maybe take a peek into the Shrieking Shack, so long as something doesn't grab you.

4 ⚝ QUIDDITCH: For some people, the Quidditch pit is the place to be. Whether you're practicing, watching a game or just doing homework in the stands, this might just be the place for you.

5 ⚝ FORBIDDEN FOREST: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S FORBIDDEN. Be careful the spiders don't get you.

6 ⚝ DIAGON ALLEY: Whether near or far, this is where your fellow wizards and witches will gather. Making a day of it or just dropping in to get some chores done? Take a load off, maybe keep an eye out for your friends as they come out of Gringotts or sneak off into Knockturn Alley.

7 ⚝ MEAL TIME: Ah, the Great Hall. A wonderful place to work or play, but then again there's always the Kitchens if you know where to find them.

8 ⚝ YULE BALL: Time to put your best foot forward. That is, until the Weird Sister's start to play. Then, all bets are off. Maybe somebody even spiked the punch when Professor McGonagall wasn't looking.

9 ⚝ SNEAKING AROUND: The Restricted Section? Going to get a midnight snack from the kitchens? Or someplace else? ...Are you sure you should really be in here?

10 ⚝ WANDERING THE GROUNDS: Much like sneaking around, but without the threat of...

11 ⚝ DETENTION: Well, that's what you get for...whatever you did. This isn't going to be fun, you can be sure of that.

12 ⚝ HOGWARTS EXPRESS: Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! All aboard the Hogwarts Express, want anything from the trolly dear?

13 ⚝ COMMON ROOM: Perhaps you and somebody in your house are just chilling... or maybe- have you been crafty enough to sneak somebody from another house in?

14 ⚝ ACCIO OPTION: Pick your own or make something else up!
dedragoned: (dog i AM SO JEALOUS you KNOW)

[personal profile] dedragoned 2013-12-16 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Why are you squeaking? Your house animal is a badger not a dormouse, badgers bite and spread diseases (don't you dare let any badger boys come sniffing around you to spread their diseases) they don't squeak and scuttle off.]

You! [Some random unfortunate gawping because it's so rare, a student and her father at the same school in the same room at the same time and every student here is barely a step up from pond slime.] Stop dawdling and make yourself useful, if you put in even a fraction of the effort at pretending not to be watching what you hope to be a spectacle into your studied then perhaps you will scrape a pass. As for you [he jerks his head then sweeps back into the room] now close that behind you and take a seat.

[As for him? He's at his lectern. He's going to make you sweat a bit first dear.]
invigorates: on a Friday night. I can relate ([human] like this if u cry errytime)

[personal profile] invigorates 2013-12-16 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ and the award for most embarrassing, inconsiderate pain in the ass parent goes to Veles. Literally no one was surprised. Lioriley gives the poor gawping student an apologetic look as her father berates them, crinkling her nose in mild irritation as she turns to follow him into the room; making sure the door is in fact closed behind her.

Taking that seat, she fidgets slightly. Merlin's left nut, she hates it when he does things like this, ]


Uhm...?
dedragoned: (dude...you got to flip it TURN-WAYS)

[personal profile] dedragoned 2013-12-16 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[That student is getting detention. He will find a reason but he is getting detention and a deduction in house points and it will be terrible and awful and Veles will forever be the dragon of Hogwarts.

(Don't even think about Merlin, he's a disgusting trumped up moron and think where they might have been if he'd done something more than dole out cuddles to Muggles.)

Right. Time to take a breath. Imagine plumes of smoke because the children are right about one thing and that's him really being a dragon and indulging in that one fantasy does help him to relax.
]

Are you well my dear?

[Question number two: is he trying to catch you off your guard or is this just another in the ongoing saga of Veles having no idea how to do parental concern and affection without it looking like the Spanish Inquisition.]
invigorates: on a Friday night. I can relate ([human] 2 white)

[personal profile] invigorates 2013-12-16 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's going to have to apologize and bake them a cake or something. Why does her father have to be the most hated man in the entire school? It really makes things hard, you know.

Were she prone to sass (a trait she had not quite inherited from her father,) she would have snapped at him then, but she composed herself, nodding, ]


Well enough, I suppose. [ she'd be better if she wasn't constantly interrupted by shit like this dad. ] My studies are going well - ah... but I suppose you already knew that, didn't you...
dedragoned: (who would even make these......)

[personal profile] dedragoned 2013-12-19 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[You will do no such thing. For one: do not bake people cakes unless you have poisoned them and are using your sweetness to lull them into a false sense of security. Secondly: never apologise. Unless someone hurts your feelings because you are the only person Veles has ever apologised to in his life. Also he's feared. Equally feared and hated but Filch is still more hated than Veles.

It counts.

Veles is the sort of person though that serves as a warning stories for the young of creatures and monsters in caves, telling them to behave or he'll come for them and do unspeakable things and if you sassed him then he would be so proud because he could teach you his speeches, the proper inflections to strike fear into every heart.

But you're a sweet and loyal Hufflepuff so he's probably fucked there.
]

Even if I disagree with you in some of your areas of study, you have the decency to excel at them. I feel given my heavy workload of having to teach that lot [it's enough to make him want to throw up in his mouth, teaching the great unwashed mass of plebs that trot through Hogwarts] I have been forced to set you to one side and to avoid accusations of nepotism. Are you well? In yourself? [Are there boys for him to roast slowly? Please say yes.]