Harry Potter AU meme: redux

[knightess]

The Wizarding Meme

Now we've all seen this before, a Hogwarts AU meme!

⚝RULES:
- Post with your character, the fandom, their house and if you want to, their year (or what their house was when they were a student, etc etc.)
- Character can be a Hogwarts Student, a visiting student for the Triwizard Tournament, or an adult of any sort!
- Roll between 1-14 at RNG, or don't!
- Reply to others.
- Profit.

1 ⚝ CLASS: You may pick the class, but really the class picks you. Passing notes? Eying up the teacher? In class whispering? Spells going wrong? Any thing goes!

2 ⚝ LIBRARY: SSSSHHHH! It's study time, but some just don't see it that way.

3 ⚝ HOGSMEADE: With all that hard work, it's time for a well deserved break. Go for a walk, drop by the Three Broomsticks, get some shopping done, or maybe take a peek into the Shrieking Shack, so long as something doesn't grab you.

4 ⚝ QUIDDITCH: For some people, the Quidditch pit is the place to be. Whether you're practicing, watching a game or just doing homework in the stands, this might just be the place for you.

5 ⚝ FORBIDDEN FOREST: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S FORBIDDEN. Be careful the spiders don't get you.

6 ⚝ DIAGON ALLEY: Whether near or far, this is where your fellow wizards and witches will gather. Making a day of it or just dropping in to get some chores done? Take a load off, maybe keep an eye out for your friends as they come out of Gringotts or sneak off into Knockturn Alley.

7 ⚝ MEAL TIME: Ah, the Great Hall. A wonderful place to work or play, but then again there's always the Kitchens if you know where to find them.

8 ⚝ YULE BALL: Time to put your best foot forward. That is, until the Weird Sister's start to play. Then, all bets are off. Maybe somebody even spiked the punch when Professor McGonagall wasn't looking.

9 ⚝ SNEAKING AROUND: The Restricted Section? Going to get a midnight snack from the kitchens? Or someplace else? ...Are you sure you should really be in here?

10 ⚝ WANDERING THE GROUNDS: Much like sneaking around, but without the threat of...

11 ⚝ DETENTION: Well, that's what you get for...whatever you did. This isn't going to be fun, you can be sure of that.

12 ⚝ HOGWARTS EXPRESS: Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! All aboard the Hogwarts Express, want anything from the trolly dear?

13 ⚝ COMMON ROOM: Perhaps you and somebody in your house are just chilling... or maybe- have you been crafty enough to sneak somebody from another house in?

14 ⚝ ACCIO OPTION: Pick your own or make something else up!

Comments

[kanca]

[ Slow bloomer nothing, he's just more subtle about it than Ezio's desperately awkward attempts. Also, difficult to get a girlfriend when a certain Gryffindor has latched on. ]

If I do not get my rest, the hair will not grow back. Do you want to be responsible for that, arkadaşım? [ He flatters himself regularly. The star chasers of the Ravenclaw Quidditch team gets that right, which you'd know if you bothered to try out for anything other than your unofficial duelling club, Ezio.

Buuuut he does actually sit up, so he can bat her hands away and stare blearily at the watch on his bedside table. Ugh, why are they friends. He's going to tell Sofia what a terrible friend you are. It's his duty as a fellow Ravenclaw to warn her what kind of rib-poking sleep-ruining monster she's dating. ]

What work is this?

[nelsangue]

[You try impressing Sofia Sartor when you forget every word in both the English and Italian languages because even at such a tender age you can see she's utterly brilliant and you want to throw yourself at her feet in worship. She's Italian, she's dramatic - even when she isn't speaking to Claudia she's beating up every single boy that so much as dares to think about her. And hey, she's doing you a favour because you, Yusuf Tazim, blow up things at the breakfast table on a daily basis and set fire to your own hair.]

Maybe if you didn't make potions explode you could use something to fix it faster. [But shared potions lessons with your are amazing because you make her look competent after she's stabbed the mandrake root half a dozen time.

Hey, someone has to teach the orphans you end up adopting how to stick up for themselves and all the very best hexes as handed down to her by her brother who had them handed down to him by their father and Maria Auditore pretends not to know and Mario, when he visits, locks himself away with the best wine and talks about the good old days and tradition.] Ah, so you're not a stronzo after all!

[Delightful! Please, like Sofia has any room to talk - do you know she's snuck out to come visit Ezio because Ezio has commandeered the best bed in her dorm just by strutting in?] It would ruin the surprise if I tell you, you need to come and see.

[You might go back to sleep, she doesn't trust you that much after that move there.]

[kanca]

[ Damn, that was exactly what he was planning to do. He waves away her insults, because it's too early to take offence and because their friendship survives entirely on his amiability by this point. Ezio's force of personality runs a little thin when she's crouched on your bed at the crack of dawn. ]

I'll bet you say that to all the boys. [ Did you challenge the Hufflepuffs to another duel at dawn, because he could get behind that. Just let him get a set of robes from his trunk first. He's not going into one of her schemes in his pajamas again. ]

[nelsangue]

[See this is why she is the ringleader and instigator - she can see through this (although the Da Vinci potrait shakes his head at her an awful lot but whatever) ruse. Also Yusuf how dare you. This is the subject of many a dream for a lot of people in this school thanks.]

Only the ones that do as they're told. [...Yes. Look she can't help it but the 'puffs are sort of this weird brand of pityingly self-righteous about everything and they don't really like it when she gets to charge in, wand flashing sparks and her fists and feet flying to save their tiny badgerling first years.] Get dressed, I'll look away, I don't wish to become blind.

[And Sofia would murder her slowly and painfully because she'd just know.

But she will wolf whistle and only move as much as she needs to. Above all else, she is an Auditore.]