candybox | OPEN POST: Zagreus

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OPEN POST you know the drill! Leave me a starter, toss in a meme or picture prompt, or ask for a starter and I'll write you one.

Incredible. You have a knack for coming up with pointless rules, but that has to be the most petty of them all.

Tell me, boy.
Are you familiar with the mortal phrase 'shooting fish in a barrel?'

No? Why would anyone want to shoot fish?

It is not to be taken literally.
But refers to any act that is so easy, so effortless, that one almost feels guilty for partaking.

Difficult to believe you're even capable of feeling emotions like guilt, Father.

Difficult to believe you're incapable of recognizing when you're being intentionally riled up.

No, I can tell. But I can also believe you'd seriously abuse your authority just to annoy me.

[you're not funny DAD!!!]

You told me I should lighten up more.

Why does it have to be at my expense? That's no different from how you always are!

Cheer up. It's not killing you.

[you are so blocked >(!! ... which is not the first time this has happened and probably won't be the last]