[If you're using a Silencing Charm in your bed then there's only two reasons for it: planning mischief or because you're giggling and sneaking kisses with your girlfriend.
Not that you would know about the latter because you are a slow bloomer but she will drag you in that direction kicking and screaming whilst talking about that time she convinced you to try on her great grandmother's dress robes her mother sent.
(You know that ball she almost got kicked out of because apparently she was scandalous, an absolute injustice because Machiavelli is the worst professor ever to professor and 1. dislikes her for corrupting his best and brightest students and 2. doesn't understand good old fashioned Auditore bulldozing right through problems.)
Good thing those curtains are charmed because Ezio makes a squawke she'll deny for years and she will do kneecap you if you dare to breathe a word about the squawk, grousing as she half-fights but half gives in because it's Yusuf and he's her best friend and she's as bad as the squid for latching on to people only bribes of toast don't work.]
If I'd come here for this, do you think I'd be in your bed? [Don't flatter yourself (actually do, she still flirts with everyone) but Sofia has been The One since she first caught sight of her lining up to be Sorted.] You smell like burnt hair amico mio. [You know what she's going to do? She's going to poke you. Incessantly. Right between the ribs.] There is work to be done.
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Not that you would know about the latter because you are a slow bloomer but she will drag you in that direction kicking and screaming whilst talking about that time she convinced you to try on her great grandmother's dress robes her mother sent.
(You know that ball she almost got kicked out of because apparently she was scandalous, an absolute injustice because Machiavelli is the worst professor ever to professor and 1. dislikes her for corrupting his best and brightest students and 2. doesn't understand good old fashioned Auditore bulldozing right through problems.)
Good thing those curtains are charmed because Ezio makes a squawke she'll deny for years and she will do kneecap you if you dare to breathe a word about the squawk, grousing as she half-fights but half gives in because it's Yusuf and he's her best friend and she's as bad as the squid for latching on to people only bribes of toast don't work.]
If I'd come here for this, do you think I'd be in your bed? [Don't flatter yourself (actually do, she still flirts with everyone) but Sofia has been The One since she first caught sight of her lining up to be Sorted.] You smell like burnt hair amico mio. [You know what she's going to do? She's going to poke you. Incessantly. Right between the ribs.] There is work to be done.
[For a given value of work.]